Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it." -Lewis Carroll
This morning as I stumbled out of bed, I realized there was no coffee in the house. My brain started to scream "How did this happen", but I was too tired to open my mouth. A little person in the hall saw me tripping by, without my contacts and with no hope of coffee.
"I don't like you. You're old. You're yucky."
Good morning to you too child of mine. Horray for Mondays! Some people used to be able to aim but today, my mirror and floors were baptized in a sprinkle of urine. The clean up time caused me to burn the eggs. Then, I dropped a banana on the carpet. I've heard bananas stain.
There's a moral here somewhere. I just...haven't...found it...yet.