My son loves this little cucumber hero named Larry Boy:
So I made him a Larry Boy helmet:
Now is the time for you to marvel at my innovative and creative ways.
He's been fighting crime lately, reporting on the local citizens ("MOM! Sheldon isn't SHARING and CARING!"), and practicing citizen's arrests ("MOM! Sheldon is being naughty so I had to push him to make him stop!").
It's nice to have a superhero in the house, but sometimes it's nicer when the superhero takes a nap.
So, now you know who to call if you're having trouble.