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There are bleak, flavorless days. The days when you feel extra un-special and mediocre. Everyone is cooler than you. You think perhaps you could improve your cool quotent by getting a better job, or a better shirt, or a better dog/cat/fish/pet-in-general, or maybe not a pet at all. So, you trade your old cat in for a potted plant, and you spend too much money on t shirts that you discover how to make yourself on Pinterest an hour later.
Save yourself the trouble. This will cheer you up: