7:30: Feed baby spinach cereal mix, wonder at his enjoyment of something so green. Decide you need to make baby food because baby food is expensive and you have given birth to a pork chop.
7: 45: Look for blender
8:00: Realize you broke your blender two years ago in an attempt to blend ice for an adult beverage. Wax nostalgic about adult beverages.
8:01: Decide a new blender is cost effective in the face of the giant pork chop you have given birth to.
8:02: Get shot by a laser gun and told, "I'm going to shoot this arrow and you'll be dead. HORSE RIDER!" while trying to convince two year old to put on underwear before shoes. Briefly consider being dead for the rest of the morning, but quickly come back to life when screams and cries ensue over a sandal (interesting side note: it's raining, so sandals are worthless...unless you are two). Confiscate a paintbrush that was being used for non painting purposes.
8:05: Realize you have no idea where you put your coffee.
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